We have a new pup

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 09/25/2016 at 12:22 • Filed to: None

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He has no name, and suggestions are welcome.

Viggen > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:25

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D’aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww PUPPY

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:26

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Name the puppy: Oppo

CalzoneGolem > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:26

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Chase

My son saysBlackberry because he is small, black and has sharp teeth so why not.

Honeybunchesofgoats > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:27

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Since I have nothing to go on except for the photo and I’m terrible with names, I vote for “Upside-down Concrete Lambda” (or just “Lambda” or “UDCL” for short). That or Red Pants Black Shoe.

Actually, no. Red Pants Black Shoe is a great name for a dog and I’m stealing that.

Batman the Horse > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:27

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Dacia Sandero.

whatisthatsound > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:28

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Toddrick Clagmore

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:29

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He looks like a Chester

Rock Bottom > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:29

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My dad has two dogs named Bailey and Bogey, but I can never remember which one is which so I just call them Brown Dog and Black Dog. The dogs don’t seem to mind. Maybe call this guy Brown Dog? It’ll be funny as hell at a dog park when you just call “Brown Dog” and a brown dog runs over!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/25/2016 at 12:32

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You just postponed Half Life 3 by another century.

benchslap > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:37

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Squee

Berang > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:39

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Junius Brown Titsworth

BorkBorkBjork > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:40

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Rook

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:41

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D’aww. I’d name him Ferdinand, after the founder of Porsche, Ferdinand Porsche.

S65 > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:42

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Count.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:46

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Yota

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:51

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He looks like a Duncan if you ask me.

fhrblig > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:52

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DON’T EAT THAT! (Yelled loudly)

My citroen won't start > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:58

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Trotsky

loki03xlh > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:58

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Cooper

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 12:59

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Droopy doggo

PatBateman > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 13:02

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Pretty sure that’s a “Lambo”, dude.

Seriously, name the dog Lambo.

Kaizer Soze > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 13:09

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Datsun

jovimon7 > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 13:32

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“Dammit”. As in come here Dammit, Dammit, you crapped on the floor again,...,etc.

shop-teacher > Batman the Horse 09/25/2016 at 13:40

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Yes! Then every time you see him, you can exclaim in your best James May, “It’s a Dacia Sandero!”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 09/25/2016 at 13:45

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When I say that, my dog panics and eats it as quickly as possible.

No Prius Needed > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 13:48

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camero

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 14:10

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PUPPY MCPUPPERFACE

star4car > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 14:26

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Popeye

greenagain > fhrblig 09/25/2016 at 16:01

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That, or “Get off my leg”!!

Battery Tender Unnecessary > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 18:10

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Piston

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 20:56

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Vulcan(ised rubber)

Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > ImmoralMinority 09/25/2016 at 22:30

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Doggo mcdoggerson the archduke of barkingham

boxrocket > ImmoralMinority 09/26/2016 at 06:59

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BMDW (sounds like bum-dih).

Brown Manual Diesel Wagon.

boxrocket > ImmoralMinority 09/27/2016 at 20:09

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Apex.

Burnout.

Chicane, or Carburetor.

Deltawing (or just Delta), or Diesel.

Electrode.

Fulcrum, or Flux.

Grease.

Horsepower, or HP for short. Alternative: Hemi.

Ignite.

Joule.

Kilo.

Lambda or Lugnut.

Manual.

Newton-Meters.

Oppo, or Otto.

Pulse, Plenum, Pulley, Power, Pound-Feet.

Quad.

Rotary.

Spark.

Turbo, Turbine, or Torque.

Uh, because you’ll forget its name once in a while.

Velocity.

Whipple, Wastegate, or Whistler.

Xenon.

Zulu, or Zephyr.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > ImmoralMinority 10/24/2016 at 09:21

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Thor

And/or

Loki